- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

how much fish could a chicken

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A black man walks out of a police station

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