What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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