- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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