What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

One, two, three, four and five

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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