- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A Duck walks into a bar.

How do you spell eight? 8

women's rights

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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