- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

I like school Said no one ever.

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