What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Go away still nothing to see

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

there once was a frog with no leggs

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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