When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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