Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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