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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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