Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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This sentence is a lie.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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