- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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