Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

i had sex.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A paralysed man falls over.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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