- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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