- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

someone called someone else a frog

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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