Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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