How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What comes after 69? 70

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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