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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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