- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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