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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Robert Mugabe.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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