- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

My jeans

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

women's rights.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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