I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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A American seeking into mexico

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