Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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women's rights

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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