- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Wait! hundred billions!

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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