- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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