- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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