- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Yo Mama just died.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

woman's rights

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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