Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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