- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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