- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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