Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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