Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Daniel is a fag

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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