- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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