- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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