- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do black people eat? Food.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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