- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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