- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

quantum physics?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.