- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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