- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

jews

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??