- Anti Joke

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

nothing

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.