- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Colin is gay but toasters are not

PENIS that is all

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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