- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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