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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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A American seeking into mexico

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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