- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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