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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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