69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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