- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

There's my tractor.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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