- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A pope meets another one

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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