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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

where do some birds live in? Earth

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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