- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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