Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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