Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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