- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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