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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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