- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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