- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Dead girls can't say no.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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