A American seeking into mexico

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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