- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Phew... it's gone.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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