- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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