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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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