- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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