How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Anti Joke

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