Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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