What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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