Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Water? I hardly know her.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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