- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Women outside of the kitchen.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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