The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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