How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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