When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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This is not funny.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Anti Joke

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