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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Prostitution is bad.......

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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