- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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