- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

My jeans

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

a irish man walks past a bar

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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