Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Boob

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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