Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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