What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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