Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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