- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

woman's rights

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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