- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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